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49 minutes ago, poppyman said:

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Once you understand the shape of a rose petal,

.. a hand wrapped chocolate,

... the wavering flame of a candle

.... and the refractive facets in diamond jewellery,

Women are quite easy to understand.!

 

..I can say that because I'm a bachelor !

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42 minutes ago, dougbgt6 said:

Women,

Nice to look at,

But steer clear!

I say that as a divorcee

Doug

If you want a second opinion on that I can give it.

To be sure that what Doug said is correct I was divorced (English wedding & divorce) at the end of 1995 and got remarried (France) in 2009. Same person, some people never learn 🙄. We would say the divorce didn't work out.

It really confused the Gendarme who turned up (unannounced) to to confirm I did live where I did when applying for French nationality, records showed divorced and remarried, he was thrown when we explained it was the same person.

 

As for the pizza, box and portions. It's obvious.

Political correctness, you can't be shapeist these days.

When did you last see a round Tooit ?

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17 minutes ago, Chris A said:

Same person, some people never learn 🙄

Strangely East Berks previous AO had divorced and remarried the same woman. First time I met him he asked if I was married.

 I said "No divorced twice" and added "Only an idiot makes the same mistake and get married twice". :angry:

He said "Me too, but to the same woman."

I thought "This is going well, I'll get my coat" :o

On Pointless last night there was a couple who'd done the same. 

Doug

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A bloke i worked with did the same , divorced and married the same woman, i would suggest one of them grown-up but its more than my lifes worth to say which one! Been married over 29 years now , there must be a point to this rambling but for the life of me i don't  know it.

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3 hours ago, dougbgt6 said:

Never mind, you could have 7 grandchildren. Birthday and Christmas presents! :o

Doug

Phew!!. I have only got 6. BUT 2 Great Grandchildren?. Fortunately 1 and the GGc`s live in Australia, and 2 Live in Texas. But only one "wife", (well one IS enough?) 58 years, Next May. We keep threatening to get married, so maybe in 2024?.

 

Pete

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No woman has ever come back to me to say that I was a father.. 

..although I might wonder if perhaps that is just a clear statement about any possibility of our getting back together again ? :ph34r:

:D
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20 hours ago, Bfg said:

No woman has ever come back to me to say that I was a father.. 

A man is walking round a supermarket when he spots a quite attractive female studying him closely. He stares, she stares back, and after a time she approaches him.

"I'm sorry for seeming rude," she says, "but I think you might be the father of one of my children."

"Oh my God" says the man, panicking, "Are you the stripper from our class reunion a few years back?"

The woman gets quite indignant.

"Certainly not! I'm a Primary School teacher...."

 

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