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Pete Lewis

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Clem receives a text:  Hi, Clem, this is Elmer next door.

I feel very badly that I haven't been able to tell you this before. I've been sharing your wife day and night, probably more than you do. I haven't been getting it at home lately. I know that's no excuse and and I can't live with the guilt anymore. I hope you can accept my apology and forgive me.  If you care to suggest a usage fee, I  will pay you.


 Clem was enraged and felt very betrayed. He grabbed his gun, knocked on Elmer's door and shot him. He returned home, had a drink, and shot his wife. He then happened to notice his phone. It had a 2nd text from Elmer:

Hi Clem, Elmer again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I hope you figured it out, that the auto-correct or spell checker had changed  "wi-fi"  to wife. I always said technology would be the death of me.


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