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what happend to  ' buy me and stop one ' 

of buy 2 and be 1 jump ahead  ???????

there again who remembers when they were only sold by a guy at work or under the counter at the barbers

now all supermarkets have  them but the single parent explosion continues 

so back to  lacking any  responsibility  

Pete

 

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a young man was born without arms or legs   he was sitting on the beach in the sunshine when 3 nice young ladies walked past 

Oh said the first have you ever been hugged  ,,, No he says so he gets abig Hug

the 2nd asked if he had been kissed  .......No he says and gets big  kiss

the 3rd says Have you ever been F*cked       No he says 

and he got the reply

 

you will be when the tide comes in 

 

Pete

 

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