dave.vitesse Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 I turned off the ESP on my modern car and forgot where I was! Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Lindsay Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Descartes was walking across the road when a car driver blasted the horn at him. "Sorry" replied Descartes" I wasn't thinking... ...and promptly disappeared. dave.vitesse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Lindsay Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 First one of the day: What do you do with a spaceman? Park your Triumph in it, man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Lewis Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 How does father Christmas like his pizza Deep and crisp and even Chris A 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 What's round and frosty? A polo bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidanT Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Why did the jelly baby go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 What was Santa nicknamed when he lost his underpants? Saint Knicker-less! What kind of fish do you need if you're on the ice? Skate! Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris A Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Gully: Either you need to lay off the high octane drinks, OR drink more of them. Gully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidanT Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 12 hours ago, Gully said: What was Santa nicknamed when he lost his underpants? Saint Knicker-less! What kind of fish do you need if you're on the ice? Skate! Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care! Ha you obviously had the same crackers as us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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