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Christmas Cracker Jokes


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12 hours ago, Gully said:

What was Santa nicknamed when he lost his underpants?

Saint Knicker-less!

 

What kind of fish do you need if you're on the ice?

Skate!

 

Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?

Because he has private elf care!

 

Ha you obviously had the same crackers as us 

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