Pete Lewis Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 following some comments on other posts here is the application form for the New Triumph Grumpy & Old Fogey's Exclusive Club please complete the data below Inside Leg measurement age optional Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Lewis Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 short leg 29.5" 103 yrs ( well feels like it some days ) Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Long leg 34 . Age 147 (all three cars ages added together) soon to go up! Working on triumps 32 years , being grumpy, all my life so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badwolf Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Ohh dear Pete. How dangerous can you make a thread??!! Short leg..29.5" Long leg..34" What's next and any cricket fan will be there before me...Mid Wicket...9.5" Age..not telling. Do I pass or fail?. Grumpy is standard and has been for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougbgt6 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 We need to know what pills you're on. Should you become inflamed by thread content an ambulance will have to be despatched with appropriate medication. Do you have your own teeth? Also next of kin details And who gets your car and tools? Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Lindsay Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 They say you're only as old as you feel; sad to say some days I don't feel anything at all. Certainly not my inside leg anyway. Mine reach all the way from my feet to my buttocks, is that long enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougbgt6 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 32 minutes ago, Colin Lindsay said: you're only as old as you feel; Only as old as the woman But, misquotes are a sign of grumpiness and general crabbiness, so your in! Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 22 minutes ago, dougbgt6 said: Only as old as the woman But, misquotes are a sign of grumpiness and general crabbiness, so your in! Doug Is this as exclusive as the matland club. Only cheaper. They charge a pound, thats the rules to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Lewis Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 how do you feel ...well...................... sometimes i feel like a 21 year old but she can run much too fast i once again wonder just what ive started ha ! Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris A Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 What was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Lewis Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 it involved leg pulling Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badwolf Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Don't mention legs in the House of Commons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Lindsay Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, dougbgt6 said: Only as old as the woman But, misquotes are a sign of grumpiness and general crabbiness, so your in! Doug Ok so I'm only as old as the woman feels. Who is she, again? I've forgotten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve P Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 My kids got me a coffee mug with the slogan Ewww People on it so i must qualify. Also Boris won`t be phased by seeing the map of Tasmania opposite, he`s used to it. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteH Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 I suspect my Grandkids where trying to tell me something. 😁 Revenge, is controling the will.😁 Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougbgt6 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Club "T" shirts are available in sizes L, XL, XXL and XXXL Built in the Sixties shirts are available for junior members db andybeau and Iain T 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 35 minutes ago, dougbgt6 said: Built in the Sixties shirts are available for junior members db Glad of that as i just sneak in born in 69, pre moon landing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Lindsay Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 The one I saw this morning read: "Sarcasm... because killing people is still illegal..." dougbgt6 and PeteH 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 I suppose you think that's funny, Clever Clogs! 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 4 hours ago, Mathew said: Glad of that as i just sneak in born in 69, pre moon landing. Clearly I don't qualify, being a child of the 1970s... Gully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 32 minutes ago, Gully said: Clearly I don't qualify, being a child of the 1970s... Gully You do if you moan about not qualifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gully Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Mathew said: You do if you moan about not qualifying. No moaning - quite happy thanks! 😀 Gully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris A Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 18 minutes ago, Gully said: No moaning - quite happy thanks! 😀 Gully It's alright for you then you young whipper snapper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 49 minutes ago, Gully said: No moaning - quite happy thanks! 😀 Gully Arguing about it, sure sign of onset grumpyness, your doomed. Gully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richeee Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 When i walked on to my first building site 40 years ago I was determined to not be one of the old boys sat in the corner of the cabin moaning. Some how despite my hard work and determination I now sit in the site office moaning about life , standard of work , how all the trades just turn up ask me what to do and how to do it whilst earning more than me then blame me for ' management failure' when they muck up. Just waiting for retirement so i can play with my toys more. It just naturally happens. Perhaps we should embrace it. andybeau and PeteH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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