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The Grumpy and Olde Fogey's Club


Pete Lewis
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following some comments on other posts  here is the application form for the New Triumph Grumpy  & Old  Fogey's Exclusive Club 

 

 

please complete the data below

 

Inside Leg measurement    

 

age     optional  

 

 

Pete

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Ohh dear Pete. How dangerous can you make a thread??!!

Short leg..29.5"

Long leg..34"

What's next and any cricket fan will be there before me...Mid Wicket...9.5" Age..not telling. Do I pass or fail?. Grumpy is standard and has been for years.

 

 

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We need to know what pills you're on. Should you become inflamed by thread content an ambulance will have to be despatched with appropriate medication.

Do you have your own teeth?

Also next of kin details

And who gets your car and tools?

Doug

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32 minutes ago, Colin Lindsay said:

you're only as old as you feel;

Only as old as the woman 

But, misquotes are a sign of grumpiness and general crabbiness, so your in! 

Doug

 

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22 minutes ago, dougbgt6 said:

Only as old as the woman 

But, misquotes are a sign of grumpiness and general crabbiness, so your in! 

Doug

 

Is this as exclusive as the matland club. Only cheaper. They charge a pound, thats the rules to get in. 

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When i walked on to my first building site 40 years ago I was determined to not be one of the old boys sat in the corner of the cabin moaning.    Some how despite my hard work and determination I now sit in the site office moaning about life , standard of work , how all the trades just turn up  ask me what to do and how to do it whilst earning more than me   then blame me for ' management failure' when they muck up.  Just waiting for retirement so i can play with my toys more.

It just naturally happens.  Perhaps we should embrace it.

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