"Zut alors!", "mercredi" ou mΓͺme "putain de gΓ’chis"
A nice little Covid confinement project there, not sure how the 2CV got in.
In the few photos that do show number plates apart from those that aren't too damaged to read there is one that I am certain has been 'touched up' to hide the last part of the plate, which would have been the department number where the car was last registered.